and like some guy had left mean comments. i actually thought they were funny. but i deleted them cause he like read everypost and followed it up with "Ok, and we care, why?"

So anyway, i just find it amusing that some guy would go blog to blog thinking of how they can be destructive. or maybe it was just me!

My mama

Went to the Bahamas

And choked on Llama

Meat

buh-duh-bum buh-duh

She was sweet

Made me complete

But I don't wanna repeat

No mistakes she made

buh-duh-bum buh-duh buh-duh bum

Today is a wonderful day full of possibilities. I am one step closer to my Dog Castle.

Ha, do I really believe this shit?

Micah Jade trapped me

Into a rap she

said i'd get top blogs

and through the thick Fog

I saw it was true

Even though I only got #2

(Okay getting #2 blog i lied but ha ha ha anyways)

I am Unmasked 's worst nightmare.

I think whitewolf is champy. yes, that's right!! whitewolf i bet you can turn these letters into a word: oasdiuarweoir   otherwise they're just letters.  and this applies to other things like boxing. you have to use your left hand as well as your right and you have to use your feet to move and back away or else you might get hit. yes, it begins with choosing a letter like an A or a Q.  Thanks, champy, I understand why I'm on this earth now.

Why is it no bodyee can understande me. I think that whene I add an e to the end of the words it sounds Olde Englishy. And it makes me look stmart. so maybe tomorrow i will get top blogs and replace the evile champye.

Champy responded to this post, but he said I needed to be potty trained. I think he is upset, because he wet his bed last night.

i guess it was really my first time trying for top blogs. I didn't make it even though i triede to be creative. I am stille going to aDd "e" to the ende of words because i feel that will be my trademarke.

do you think that is a good idea. wow i posted a lot this month. do i get a cookie or something for that?

i updated my profile so everyone will know where to find me and how to track me down in case they wante to be my stalker.

And i posted a pick of a nice girl i found on the internet. on her website she posted her address. i don't think i will visit her because she lives in a nother country and like i said i am saveing up for my doggie castle. but maybe when i get enough money i will send her a postcard so she can come visite us. after all i used her picture. she desreves spmething in return.

this is a very long post. i don't know what else to write about. except my phone rang and it must have been a misdail. a man was talking but i didn't eunderstand what he was sayeing. it was english but i didn't recognize what he was talkeing about. and so i said Hellooo hellooo but he kept on talking like he was talking to someone else so i hung up.

Dog #1 - Perry

Dog #2 - Dog #2

Dog #3 - Elvis

Dog #4 - Marcel

Dog #5 - Bobo

Dog #6 - Ricardo

Dog #7 - Lulu

Dog #8 - Ashlynn

Dog # 9 - Dotty

Dog #10 - Julie

Dog #11 - Enstein

Dog #12 - Starla

Dog #13 - Baye - Baye

Dog #14 - Rocco

i am going somewhere soon

it shall remain a mystery

till i get there

they will call me matty

and i will order a latte

the latte put me into a coma and I woke up after four days. it took uma thurman four years to wake up in kill bill. so i think we have something in common only for me it was days and for her it was years and i didn't beat any1 UP.

in other news i was talking about dogs with a lady and she said she was going to take the doggies to florida. and i said "cute". I hope she didn't think that i said she was cute. I was talking about the dogs.

the detective pulled out a gun. he was going to have to shoot the bad guy.

"no no" cried an old lady. "that's my son."

"too bad"  said the detective. "he ran over a dog, and he killed a toad."

"that doesn't mean you should shoot him." -said old lady.

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note from the author:

i don't know how a story can stick to fifta words. I know you are dying to find out what happens. i may pubiilsh the sequel soon. can 50 word fictions have sequels? they better.

Okay, I will just choke him instead, said the detective.

No said the old lady. the dettective didn't hear her.

The next morning it was reported that the detective killed an innocent man. Detective got the death penalty.

He wasn't innocent the detective thought. I've done my favor to society.

happy st. patty's day!

maybe when I die they'll make a holiday for me and you'll have to say

Happy st. matty's day!

It's close. don't you think?

IF I rote another rap

Would you sit in my lap

Or you could shut your nasty trap

Yeah, if I rote another rap

If you wrote another poem

and moved me to an old folks home

And lice moved into my old red comb

If you wrote another poem

If i climbed another hill

If congress passed another bill

I'd be lonely and homely still

If I climbed another hill

And If I died another death

There'd still be nothing left

The final theft of my last breath

If I died another death

And if I drank one more coke

If I were lying back I'd choke

Maybe saved by a passing bloke

If I drank one more coke

If I blinked one more time

I'd think of another rhyme

And quirt the juice from a lime

If I blinked one more time

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side note: should I go on?

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if I revealed my identity

Then all of you would laugh at me

you'd poke fun secretly

If I revealed my identity

If one more war did errupt

One more senator corrupt

You wouldn't need to file my pre-nup

If one more war did errupt

If I sang one more song

If I did one more wrong

You don't need to buy that thong

If I sang one more song

If another baby died

If another child cried

I'd be sad and I wouldn't have lied

If another baby died

If I sang in Pig Latin

If I moved to Manhattan

I'd be sure to mention Patton

If I sang in Pig Latin

If Opium can make me high

If a plane brings me to the sky

I'll wave you goodbye

'If Opium can make me high

If soap can make my hands clean

If Mama makes me pick those beans

I'd color my hands with a marker green

If soap can make my hands clean

If that boy looks at me twice

I'll dress up so fine & nice

And ask my friends for some advice

If that boy looks at me twice

I'll drink liquor I'll drink rum

If I were a begging bum

that got called names in school Like "dumb"

I'll drink liquor I'll drink rum

And I really need to go to sleep

so leave a message at the beep

i've made a lot more than a peep

So I really need to go to sleep

it's true. i wasn't trying to change the world. but I wrote a real poem and I was proud. i'm not sure the criticism was constructive, but hey, that doesn't get me down.

isn't it true that some artists don't appreciate other art forms? I'm sorry if some felt my poem was predictable. I didn't mean to write it for that long, so yeah. but i thought it was good (some lines were meant to be lame, oK?)

I was just experimenting. if you don't experiement, you wil never knwo.

my poem

needs a new home

when you make me roam

cause you foam

at the mouth

i'm headin south

cause i can live without

all the doubt

you conjure up

youre like a muppet-a puppet

a fee-fi-fo-fuppet

blowing on your own trumpet

so go away

stay away

make my day

nay-nay-nay

Jesus died for our sin

Only now do I begin

To see

What He did for me

I Can't believe

That I didn't receive

His grace sooner than I did

Can't believe I hid

Underneath a rock

I wouldn't talk

I blocked my ears

So I couldn't hear

But Jesus was waiting with open arms

And when I wanted to be protected from harm

He said, "Hey yo" (BGVs: Hey Yo)

"Hey yo" (BGVs: Hey Yo)

And I said Jesus Thank You I know you were scared

But you were prepared to die

I know you cried

But now you're magnified.

Oh wow!! I got #6 blog and a shout out from Chitownfreak25.mindsay.com. First time making top blogs at least that I know of, and I have to say thank you thank you thank you. It's what I always wanted.

On a different note,
I don't want to gloat,
I wrote a serious poem, for those (*Published Writers*) who said I wasn't serious enough and needed to write something of substance. Wait, yesterday's poem was meaningful, at least to me, but I have written something else with a serious title at least "What It All Means."

What it all means

We're Human Beings

Like Mama always said girl eat your greens

I can't tell friends from the fiends

That say, "Matty we'll make you a queen"

But whether there's fat or times are lean

I try to avoid the most obscene

Cause sure like you I'd like some green

But I keep focused on what it all means

I had a great idea given to me from blur4teen

when someone gets kicked off american idol and has nowhere to go, nowhere to live i will invite them to the castle and they can help take care of the doggies.

I know i know what if they are allergic to doggies? Umm, I will direct them to the kittie castle, but so far there is no castle for kitties, so um... they might just starve to death. oops sorry

You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan 94% Cinderella 81% Sleeping Beauty 75% The Beast 63% Ariel 50% Donald Duck 38% Cruella De Ville 38% Goofy 38% Snow White 25% Pinocchio 19% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com

i wish I was cruella de ville

cruella de ville la la la

how come people are afraid of rejection if they tell someone i love you?

but if that person says i love you back, they ignore that person or make them feel uncomfortable?

Once I went to a wedding

And saw the gifts they were getting

And thought I'll get married for the presents

But forgot my friends were peasants

All they together could afford

Was an iron and a surfing board

My husband wasn't worth the trouble

So i divorced him on the double

Now you know the reason why

At weddings, I tend to cry

I found the castle I'm going to buy.  It is roughly $6 million dollars.

http://www.dalli.com/ireland/irishcastle.html

Aunt Ethelyne left me $80,000 for me to buy a condo, but I am putting it toward the castle.  I will be gone this week for the funeral, and I will be gone the week after to collect the money. I am planning to check in at least once.

I also got $50 for dog walking this week.

$5,970,800       <-- amount needed

-80,000

-50                

$5,890750     <------------amount needed now

wow! I am well on my way to getting the dog castle.  This is very exciting. Maybe I could even bid an offer that is $50,000 off. then i am even closer.  I would put up a paypal donation thing, but I really want to earn this on my own. I only need a few more aunts to die.  But I really loved Aunt Ethelyne. I wish she coulda seen my dream come true.

OH YES... there is a chandelier where the dogs can hang from you know, like tarzan!!!!!

I have the most wonderful news in the world! I was thinking that it would be wonderful if we could get a celebrity endorsement for the castle, but I didn't think it would happen so soon.

In the April 7, 2005 issue of Rolling Stone, actress Eva Green says, "Maybe in ten years I will have stopped acting and be living in a castle in Ireland with a pack of dogs."  !!!

How wild is that.  I was thinking about a castle with dogs.  So was she.  I think it would be naive to assume that she has been reading my blog. I think that instead it's just an obvious idea. Castles and dogs go together.

I'd talk about the pope

But baby I can't cope

I thought the people needed some hope

Now Rome is sending a little bit of rope

DOn't take the bait it ain't your fate

To have just a little bit on your plate

I said don't skate around the issue here

Everyone's suffrin' from a lot of fear

Now I say go in peace

Why don't you cease

Worryin' about the deceased

You don't need that crease

On your forehead

It'll only lead to botox and botox is ...

NA NA NA

FAKE!

NA NA NA

don't take that...

NA NA NA

NA NA NA - NA

What's at stake

What's to say

You can't change

YES you can

You're just lazy

NA NA NA

NA NA NA

NA NA NA
NA NA NA- NA

If I had a dime

For every time

Someone blames a crime-on someone else?

That would be

A mystery

Too much blame

Everything's still the same

We need a revolution

TO remove pollution

The kind that dwells in the heads of man

We need a voice

To help us make the choice

To lead us to the promised land

NA NA NA

NA NA NA

NA NA NA

NA NA NA-NA

micahjade's got it made

she just got paid

be careful the spraypaint it might fade

She came to the castle and she stayed

So long and did my hair in a braid

She's the artist who worked the hardest

But at the liquor store she got carded

Cause of her young face looking outta place

Micah get some mace, just in case.

the highlights of twilights when i have to turn on my lights

cause the moon is bright at night and I fight

with the setting sun cause the day is done

and no one can undo what I choose, and when I lose

it's so aggravating and frustrating and complicating

i've been debating whether I should be placating

or going against the flow but i don't know

cause where could i go if they decided to throw

stuff at me like tomatoes or potatoes or NATO

buttons that would really hurt

When I landed face first in the dirt

Can I get back on my feet

Can I hip-hop to the beat

Can I scribble my rap on the sheet

And make it complete

So the whole world starts clapping to my rapping

And slapping their thighs

I'm talking 'bout girls and guys

Who ain't afraid to die---------

Oh yeah this is not part of the rap. I just remembered I was thinking of going to go to a slum in Chicago and getting shot. that would make my rap more real and people would take me seriously. does anyone live there? Maybe I could get a friend to shoot me in the foot so it wouldn't kill me and like we could say I was selling drugs!

What did you do

How did you lose

We all lose

When we confuse

The boundaries of time and space

And erase the place

Where we determine the purpose

Of our existence, instead we're nervous

The turbulance proves

That doubt really moves

That faith makes us secure

Sure that when we endure

We're pure and that fury

Makes us hurry

Missing the unexplainable by glancing

by passing by miracles and asking why-

there's no evidence of something higher

It's not that you're a liar

You're just blind, left behind

Cause you can't find the truth

Cause fear will delude

And change the mood

From believing into doubt

I've tried to figure out

Why some are receptive

And others deceptive

I should have left you alone

Instead of trying to own you

I wish I had known you

But you pushed me away

For years I thought we were okay

But you chose today

To say you crave

A lonely cave

Instead of what I gave

Wow! I didn't realize 6 people well 5 took my new quiz. thank you. that means i am going to post another rap. I wrote this on the same napkin as my napkin rap, but it is called Performance Rap.

I'm trapped in a rap

Where no one will clap

Unless there's a gap

A sticky slap and they're laugh

The audience's haughtiness

Provokes my naughtiness

They want me to perform in a bikini

So they can see me

Little girls will want to be me

And then society'll be skimpy

Everyone will be pimping

Like it's normal

Trapped in a wormhole

What does the future hold

Can I be bold

Will I be ignored

Or gored

if I stand up/ burned at the stake?

or will i put on the brakes

And realize I'm not as strong as in my mind

But if I want to live I've already died

If I can't sacrifice

If I have to think twice

water is good

bye

if you are weird, that's why I like you.

D'OH.

so please help me?

if you can

i'm gonna stay up late

to see my fate

to see the clock change the date

maybe a gate will open

but i have no way of knowing

no way of hoping

til you give me the word

or i can think i heard

that you said yes

but it would be more like a guess

cause you really said no no no

No way not in a million years

Not if you cried a million tears

So now i'll drink a million beers

Cause if you say no no no no

ANd you said no no no no

That means

I've seen

Better days

While the suns still shining i better make the hay

before they say

"whatcha doing not locked up in the jail

i know you, you're the person who failed

we're going to throw you in a deep well"

or maybe things will get better, but I can't tell

I'm an ex-con that works at Exxon

And I'm a non-

smoker cause the last joker

that worked with me set the place on fire

And Shell blew up in smoke till we got a new buyer

They changed the name to exxon

I don't know why they hire ex-cons

i'm breathing way too much ex-haust

Don't look for my soul, my soul is lost

dr. dre told me i was a punk

so after posting my last rap i wrote i will be a punker.

hi chousse

and i don't think i will stop rapping. take that dr. dre.

I'm sorry, but I don't really want to go out with you Tuesday.

have you ever felt trapped in your own home

like no one knows you

like someone owes you

but they just can't pay

like you just can't stay

so you run away

I find myself in this rut

A pang in my gut

I think the world is nuts

But I keep hanging on

Cause even though everything is wrong

I still got a song

And if you can't make me happy I'll just dance

I'll just take a chance & get past

All the pain I'm feeling

Why can't you and I

Open our eyes

And search for some healing

I never thought you were just anyone

Just someone passing through

But you

Acted like we weren't tight

Like we could fight

And you could say goodbye

Like nothing bound us

Like love never found us

Like troubles mound us

And that you had to give up

and tell me shut up

Like I was a little pup

And if you can't make me happy I'll just dance

I'll just take a chance & get past

All the pain I'm feeling

Why can't you and I

Open our eyes

And search for some healing

I know you aren't strong like me

You always act calm & happy

If you'd wear your heart on your sleeve

I'd believe

That you'd come shining through...

And if you can't make me happy I'll just dance

I'll just take a chance & get past

All the pain I'm feeling

Why can't you and I

Open our eyes

And search for some healing

I want to provoke you...

In a good way.

dont' you remember the time we met

did you forget

Or don't you even recall

I'm going through withdrawals

I want to see you again

Cause it's been

About 18 wks

I bet you think I'm a freak

I think I called you a name

And that's a shame

cause i think everything is screwed up now

dont' have a cow

I think you're cool SO FREAKING CALM DOWN

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiincognito

how sweeto

can i smell your feeto

dance to the beato

sorry i must be uninspired today.

i'm fulfilled as mathilde drinking water that's distilled

just send the bill to my mother's will

but she's just over the hill, not quite nill

a credit card, i need a million credit cards

but my credit's in shards

can't get past the credit guards

mom bakes with lard

and calls me a retard

and I say that animal fat will clog your arteries

I say it heartily like I won the lottery

on this cinco de mayo

i'd like to say goodbyo

to every interference

blocking the clearance

taking the appearance of a threat

trying to make you forget

who you are

you drive a crummy car

you can't afford a lexus

plus you have to drive to texas

every summer

and it's a bummer

that those lexus' dont have 4 wheel drive

and you might get in a drive by

if those gangstas see the emblem on your wheels

so i know you know how it feels

to drive a dumpy car well at least it has rims

but i couldn't afford to buy them on a whim

i had to save up

and I bought them today

i'm going to eat a torti-yay

cause it's cinco de mayo

i needed something to buy yo

it's been a week

since i did speak

when I took a peak

at all the freaks

and months since you kissed my cheek

i want to point out

the drought

how we gonna deal with this bout

i think we better take a diffrent route

no need to shout

i'm listening to your words

but they're inaudible to me

like you're mouthing something

but what can it be

it's been a week since you pulled the plug

and a year past that hole we dug

just don't pull out the rug

from me or get hooked on drugs.

i feel stupid but imust ask.

WHAT IS A JOCK?

there's so much i don't get

like why you haven't blown up yet

you're rude and dude you're crude

you make sicker assumptions that sigmund freud

just chill, everything you say

drives me away

to another place

i can't face

the way you say you're brave

but you're such a coward the way you crawl in a cave

so stop attacking my beliefs

and if you have a beef

with me

just let me be

i don't know why i even read

what you write to me

saying "it'll be alright" to me

no it won't, you're tearing down everyone & everything

you say you're the champ, but you're no king

you tax the mind you tax our pockets

i can't believe some people bought it

Every time you let me down

I don't know why some people bow

If you are who you say you are,

So big and so superior

Then leave the freaking people alone

Who you try to own who you try to hone

What Do You Really Think of Your Friends?

apparently some answers make me a lesbian, so i am going to edit this.

**********************

You consider Johnny your true friend.

You know that Mom is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Micahjade for the rest of your life.

* * * * * * * * * * *

You secretly think that Melissa is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Amy is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Amy changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think my girl cousin is shy and nonconfrontational. And that my girl cousin has a hidden internet romance.

it said a baby was my soulmate.
it said i loved truly someone who was dead. um, no.

and no to answer your question. Amy was NOT trustworthy. this test lies.

yeah i'm psycho

baby take a hike-oh

if you're afraid i'll be a stalker

i'm not much of a talker

but when I say things

I say what I mean

And if you wanna cause a scene

Go ahead

The light's not red

yeah i'm psycho

that's just what I'm like oh

you can't comprehend

why i just won't bend

And look into my eyes

At least there's no disguise

There ain't no surprise

When I come after you

I'll only say I told the truth

Oh yes, I do have something to say about Star Wars.

"Luke I am your father"

"Luke I am your sister"

luke gross are you insane

why the heck d'you kiss her?

Darth Vader is evil

Darth Vader is good

The Emperor is scary

When he wears his hood

Did you go on Thursday

and get your tickets in advance

If you like star wars so much

Then why all the rants?

I was sad when you know who died

And for JarJar's cameo

But it was Star Wars

So I had to go

suggested by laine 

first lucas lost best picture to annie hall

in '77 he took his first fall

and then in the phantom menace with jarjar binks

we all knew lucas needed to work out the kinks

in empire strikes back leia kisses luke

who turns out to be her brother, yo we thought it was a fluke

and some people loved the ewoks, but a lot did not

luke didn't get the girl that hans solo got

you think they would've beat ea. other up or fought

that's a star wars deleted scene i would have liked a lot

mark hamill's career DIED

harrison ford's THRIVED

now some people don't know if mark hamill's ALIVE!!!! (muahahahaa!!)

the darth vader music kinda gets old

and in revenge of the sith the story's already been told

we know what will happen and we know it well

vader repents last minute and escapes his hell

yo with all the dough that lucas got

a film it is, a masterpiece it's not

just wait till they make films 7 thru 9

they'll draw crowds and there will be big lines

but will the movie be good or will the movies suck?

will you say "I just wasted 11 bucks?"

and that my friends is my anti star wars rap

i hope you like it better than my pro- star wars crap

From http://www.contumacy.org/bbs/index-archive.pl?noframes%3read=25865 :

A load of Bull in France
By JOHN SCOTT

FIZZY drink makers were frothing yesterday after European judges ruled France can BAN energy drink Red Bull.

The coffee-loving country says the drink — which sold 213 million cans in the UK last year — has too much CAFFEINE.

And a Red Bull insider commented: “It’s pretty rich when you look at the amount of coffee they guzzle.”

The drink has been outlawed in France for ten years. The European Court of Justice yesterday supported their decision because of fears by French health officials.

Norway and Japan restrict sales of Red Bull, which is popular with UK clubbers and is advertised with the line “Red Bull gives you wings”. It also has vitamins, carbohydrates and metabolic transmitters.

But its Austrian manufacturers declared: “It is perfectly safe. There’s no more caffeine in a can of Red Bull than a weak cup of coffee.

“It has been approved by health authorities in over 70 countries and sold throughout Europe for over 15 years.

“Only France has a health issue with our product because they have adopted very restrictive nutrition policies."

RED Bull’s high caffeine content has a stimulating effect on the heart, writes Sun Health Editor Jacqui Thornton.

But long-term excessive use of caffeine can be a factor in high-blood pressure and heart disease. Two men and a woman died in Sweden three years ago after mixing it with vodka.

Intro Chorus:

Her body couldn't take the drugs no more

She OD'ed yeah she died, and slumped to the floor (repeat)

All the things that can make a person happy

She had them and still her life was crappy

It makes you wonder about fortune and fame

Is depression really worth it to make a name

Her body couldn't take the drugs no more

She OD'ed yeah she died, and slumped to the floor (repeat)

To her daughter she was just a drunk

Maybe she swore she'd get out of her funk

Happy endings aren't for everyone

And what's there left after you've had your run

Her body couldn't take the drugs no more

She OD'ed yeah she died, and slumped to the floor (repeat)

Judy

Judy Judy please

Leave us

With happier memories

Her body couldn't take the drugs no more

She OD'ed yeah she died, and slumped to the floor (repeat)

Her body couldn't take the drugs no more

She OD'ed yeah she died, and slumped to the floor (repeat)

kevin federline (AKA Mr. Britney) Is trying to become america's hottest new rapper. Britney jokes that he will one day be bigger than her and he will have to support her. and then we'll all lament how Britney got America's biggest rap star.

Meanwhile rap companies looking for new talent say they will only sign him if he has any talent and will not just sign him for his name.

Maybe if I'm a rapper and he's a rapper I would get to meet britney.

my friend has had red bull & vodka. she says it is a cool collaboration, only that she did not make the toilet. or maybe she did, but she almost didn't, and that she got crazy.

she swears red bull & vodka won't kill you, but I think it will and that she's lucky she survived.

Am I a good witness

I can't take a litmus test

But I'm not the best

Sometimes I'm not at church

They say I deserve hell

that i fell

does grace ring a bell?

Can they smell their putrid accusations

that frustration won't lead anyone

To the Son

Some people wanna take a gun

And make people believe by force

I don't know what their source is

Or why they're so off course

Closing all the doors

Some people who don't believe God

Call someone who prays a fraud

Saying he should be outlawed

Well there's such a broad road

Where so many treasures are stowed

It's so wide but there's traffic

Everyone wants that pit

Will God save the sinners in the nick of time

Or do some people like to wallow in their crime

Well I don't want you to die from sin

But I don't know if you want new life to begin

Then you want to look at me

But I don't think I'm where God wants me to be

It goes back to the same old excuse

But in this life, we have to choose

I really want to be a light

I want to love and avoid all fights

I don't want no one to be doomed

To be consumed in an earthly tomb

why do good friendships fall away

why can't i say what i want to say

things change & rearrange

and become so strange

me nor you or maybe both of us're deranged

sometimes i feel like it's just me

like I can just see how i think it should be

and then i see i'm just pretending

that i'm just bending

my perception

in another direction

cause other people are hurting

and are less deserving

of all the curve balls

life throws like when you're at the mall

and a truck hits your car

and it moves far

the tow truck comes and says har har

i wouldn't tow that

you'd be best to stay where you are

and then your mother dies

and it should be no surprise

when a $4,000 bill hits you right between the eyes

and momma left you outta the will

you think it's bad, but even still

then the trash collector dumps out the can

on your front lawn, and you say oh man

and you go to the store

cause you forgot some corn

40 people are in the line

and you say fine

wait a half hour, just wasting your time

and then when the cashier

gets to you, you hear

I'm sorry this lane is closed

this lady doesn't know your woes

cause if she did, she'd be on her toes

and she'd know that you were about to pull out a gun

but you don't have one

so you stab her will the pen attached to the counter

and you tell the police "yo i jus' found 'er"

they throw you in the hoosgow

and now you just think how

did i end

up in the pen

i shoulda had self-control

but that thought won't hold

so you do the laundry for your entire prison

you nicely fold up the grungy linens

and you read the books to get you ahead

hoping  a cellmate won't strangle you dead

you say i'll get out in about 10 years

at least momma won't have to cry no tears

maybe i'll put some flowers on her grave

and thank her for the love she gave

and she was brave raising a kid when she was so young

i guess raising brats like me ain't no freaking fun

i await my release now any day

yeah, i woulda murdered that girl again any way

to what Annie Lennox said and tell me

do you love me, do you not?

Does it feel cold, baby does it feel hot?

I don't want to haunt you

I don't want to taunt you

so i'm not saying

the game we're playing

is over

if you were bolder

it wouldn't make a difference

i may as well have never existed

cause I'm a million miles from you

and I'd go through a million trials with you

would it be worth it

to pretend it's perfect

but then be just as unhappy as before

Or more

That still doesn't answer any questions

Like are you my invention

And did you have any intentions

Or was it like I mentioned

Going nowhere...

I said let's take it from there

Now it seems you don't care

But should I beware

Are you mad

That you had the chance

but now that the circumstance

has changed

you're out of my range

and it's strange

cause you relayed

how you wanted it to work

am I the jerk?

I know you're not

but I thought

you'd at least communicate

i hope you won't hate

me when

you find out we're just friends

but then

we pretended

everything would be mended

So what's the deal

do you feel

the need to let go permanently

It's obvious we

are going in different directions

opposite sides of the election

we'd be in different sections

while we'd feel the tension

of always disagreeing

am I being outrageous

but saying I can't play this game

where I'd have to blame you

It'd be absurd if I claimed you

You don't really want me

you just need intimacy

and we can't agree

and you've stopped flirting

i just hope that you're not hurting

cause while we're no good for each other you're not deserving

of any pain incurring

cause of what I said in the past

don't feel like trash

But don't haunt me

No, don't taunt me

saying

there's a game you're playing

a new girl's over

and she's way bolder

and I never made a difference

like i never existed

now I'm a million miles from you

and she'll go through a million trials with you

you think she's worth worth it

I pretend it's perfect

And I'm just as unhappy as before

Or more

Cause you shut the door

And started seeing that whore

That's just a scenario that's playing through my head

You're single and I'm seeing someone else instead

I don't want to talk about it, don't want to shove it in your face

I know you already feel out of place

I know it wasn't smart to admit what I did

At least you didn't reveal it or flip

But you know love can be like a dream

Just like life, never what it seems

But everything was smooth and it was going fine

Until one day you got the call someone died

Was I not sympathetic enough

I tried to give you kisses and hugs

But if we were to fall apart, better then

Than going through this all again

"i'm so ugly ",

she said snugly

as if it were some charm

some alarm

that should go off in my head

saying get

up can't you see

 friends like her aren't for free

one day

you'll have to pay

when she drives your car into a wall

or drives off when you're still at the mall

i didn't reject you

cause to neglect you

would mean I'm an evil freak

But you know you kissed my cheek

Just to betray me

Then you blame me

Well I saw through your plan

You were my biggest fan

How you turned,

How you spurned me

I don't know

But I gotta go

Boy you'll run for fun then you're stunned when I shun you

I got no love letter from you

That all I wanted and you got it

Up your sleeve/if I received

It that'd be all I need

Do I gotta bleed

For a love letter

You don't got to be no Romeo/Flowers & candy don't need those

Cause you got financial wose

Just take a pen and send what you're feeling...

...if I steal your heart

Ooh a love letter, boy you better send me--a love letter

Our love will depend whether or not you send

A Love Letter

Leave it on my c a r reveal your scars, I know it's hard

But I want it more than a standard card

If you can't say babay

"I love you so that's why I wrote"

Then you won't  need your coat

Cause I'll float

From the love letter, boy you better send me--a love letter

Our love will depend whether or not you send

A Love Letter

 I'm not asking for much, not for a bunch

of bull, that would be too dull

I just need your love written in stone

So I won't feel alone

So you won't have to pick up the phone

Ooh a love letter, boy you better send me--a love letter

Our love will depend whether or not you send

A Love Letter, boy you better send me--a love letter

Our love will depend whether or not you send

A Love Letter

blah blah blah.............................

well i quit my job because I didn't like it. So I found another job because I needed a job. I don't like it either.

So I wonder what was the purpose of quitting my first job?

In some ways I hate the new job less, but the old job had better pay. dang!

Red white and blue

True our freedom comes at a price

I think of those guys

Who had the rest of their lives

Ahead of 'em

Whose friends got shot instead of 'em

And they wonder why, why me

Meanwhile were free

We're on our laptops

Listening to hip-hop

Talking 'bout who's a flop

Who we wanna stop

And some people are so bored that they burn flags

They think living in america is such a drag

We used to admire presidents

Now we're even hesistant

To vote, or rock the boat

Write congress a note

Maybe we're 20 bucks sho't

For a reason, maybe it's treason

That we take our freedom for granted

And expect everything handed

On a silver platter

And sue when things splatter

Geez, talk about greedy corporations

Look at the whole nation

Everyone wants to die for a piece of the pie

Yet no one wants to stand for their fellow man

You'll work overtime

But you won't give a dime

When someone is homeless

You barely even notice

Yeah you say it's his fault

Till it all falls

And you yourself get a little poor, maybe you're demoted

Some people freak out with a gun that's loaded

And the blame gets passed but no one even turns their head

They're busy buying fireworks instead

'Cause it's fourth of July

Who brought the apple pie

Yeah we're just having a barbeque this weekend

And i'm freaking

Cause i remember when the 4th used to be fun

But now no one cares and look what it's become

We're staying home this year sitting on the cement

To watch fireworks and i have to lament

'Cause no one really values their freedom till it's gone

So i thought i'd write this song

Before it was too late

So we can debate

About what we're going to do

Who we're going to choose

In the next election, instead of sitting at home

Thinking of excuses not to vote

So instead of acting like you don't care

Now you're aware

wow this is the 2nd time i got top blogs. thank you everyone for voting. and yeah, the only other time i got top blogs was about a holiday rap too, so maybe i should do more holiday raps. but funny i got #4 for the 4th. it's a signe or somethin'/

new rap coming soon. i just have to think of one.

Five minutes ago, some unknown person under the name "whitesmoke02" imed me (on yahoo). i know it was a guy, because it aws on a screenname i only use for guys that I don't know that well to see if i want to date them or whatever. anyway, he was being a jerk and called me a queer among other things. I don't know who he is, but please if you have it in your heart....

SPAM HIM FOR ME!

Thank you. let me know how it goes.

I was underground

THen i heard a sound

People falling down

THings exploding 'round

I'll find the people who did this to my city

I'll make them suffer so and they won't be pitied

Cut their fingers off so they won't look so pretty

Chop them up in pieces oh so itty bitty

I was in London

Having Fun and

Went to the dungeon

Saw who was bludgeoned

And I called up the queen

Said "how you've been"

I'll get those crooks for you

she said "I don't know what to do"

I bombed Al'Quaida

Full of those haters

Now the war's over, I've been knighted

Sure the queen's delighted

But not as much as I am

Reunited with my fam

Mullows was a lad that resembled Vince Vaughn

He claimed to be a writer who knew what was going on

But one day he looked down and withdrawn

And a stranger said, you're just a pawn

In Uncle Nasty's scheme

Mullows said "Oh no

This must be a dream

Where do I go

To meet this man face to face

This guy who's my disgrace"

Nasty tapped him on the shoulder and said "i'm here

Soon my evil plan will become crystal clear

Mindsay chaps will run from you because of their fear"

He said this with a laugh and an evil sneer

Mullows who had previously thought

He had to be friends with the man with whom he fought

To be a good example, but it was all for naught

Because Nasty had him cornered and he felt caught

"Oh no," Mullows said, "If I die

I can't blog any more and then i'll cry"

Nasty said to Mullows "be part of my plan

If you can't beat me, join me, come on be a man"

"No" said Mullows calmly now tough and strong.

"Top Blogs is the place where we both belong"

THE END

I told you things I told no one before

I had never been so adored

But you wanted me to be a whore

And it hurt me to the core

If you thought I was so sweet

That you could make me feel complete

As a person you said I was neat

But sticking with me, too big a feat?

Near the end or near the start

Feeling my fast racing heart

Knowing soon we'd be apart

You touched me only in the dark

I know you feel this has to end

I thought this whole thing was for pretend

I know my heart will one day mend

And that you're one of those kinds of men

It's could have been but it could not

I figured that from what I was taught

You had me, but I felt caught

But I'm thankful for what I got

I liked you some, and you liked me

I thought of all possibilities

And soon there will be just memories

Everything ended too suddenly

It could be worse

You could be cursed

The sky could be black

But if there's no bullet in your back

It could be worse

If you're a nurse

And a patient with AIDS

Bit you right on your leg

  And you might wonder what it's all for

 Why it's awful

 There's no waffles

 Just plain butter and bread

 But you better be thankful you ain't dead

It could be worse

You could be the first

One on the stand

Telling what went wrong w/the plan

 And people that don't have true love

 Wish they knew love

 Yet they threw love

 Down the drain

 And now have no right to complain

It could be worse

You could have no shirt

And your food could be covered in ants

As well as your pants

 And I don't know that much,

 But that I was in a rush

 That all changed when such

 A crash came all at once

 And I felt like such a dunce...

Now I know

Cause I've been shown

It could be worse

I'm desensitized

If I had only realized before my eyes had glazed over

I remember last october

we were still friends

for pretend

Yeah I was hating you all the while

And I was in denial

I admitted the truth when you pushed me too far

It was hard for you to do anything for me

But when it came to you naturally

You expected me to do anything

You wanted me to do

No point arguing cause we were soon to be through

And your heart's broken now

You always have a cow

You were happy before

But not anymore

Cause you're no longer ignorant, no longer tolerant

No longer fun, That's why I'm done

Arguing with a stone wall

Your sadness is your downfall

You said let's go to Cornwall

And I know we'll have a ball

But the truth is you have changed

You were already deranged

Now you complain, not just of the rain

But of the pain and you're a drain

   It was nice to know you when you were a dirty blonde

  When you didn't know what was going on

  You were a good friend to lean upon

  Notice how I said "were", it's a blur how this occurred

 Why we dissolved and things went unresolved

  I stopped caring about it out of the blue

  But everything reminds me of you

  I'm building new memories

  I'm concocting remedies

  But still - I will have this hole

  In my heart, it's like you left me cold

  Even though I consoled

  Your brokenness, your bitterness

  Now why did it come to this?

  You're away now torturing other folks

  Laughing at their stupid jokes

  Drinking too much diet coke

  Thinking of me and getting mad?

  I was the best friend that you had.

  But things went sour, bad.

*That's it for now*

I came across this good site. and since i like to rap and since some of my friends rap too or appreciate rap/poetry/rhyming i thought i'd tell them about poetry day tomorrow.

http://paleale.mindsay.com/?entry=11

you can click on the link. i rereaed it and actually you are supposed to rhyme before tomrrow and give this guy your best shot. So please participate. i will try to do that too.

I got this from micahjade 

[Marital Status] Single as a Pringle
[Shoe size] My feet are small.
[Siblings] None that I know of
[Pets] Several dogs that I am going to adopt


FAVORITES

[Color] Pink cause I am a girl and green cause it is earthy, the color of treeez.

[Number] 11 Cause it is two one's

[Animal] Dog of course

[Drinks] See below
[Soda] Same question
[Book] I tend to read recommendations.

[Flower] Zinnias, just kidding

DO YOU

[Color your hair?] Highlights only

[Twirl your hair?] I don't.
[Have tattoos?] Not yet.
[Have Piercings?] Just regular earrings one in each ear.

[Cheat on tests/homework?] I study for tests.
[Drink/Smoke?] Sometiemes friends try to get me to.
[Like roller coasters?] Not really.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]  At a castle in Ireland.
[Want more piercings?] Probably not.
[Like cleaning?] Sometimes because I am manic-depressive.

[Write in cursive or print?] Both, simultaneously.
[Own a web cam?] Not yet.
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?]  yes

[Ever get off the computer?] Sometimes I forget to log on.


HAVE YOU EVER

[Been in a fist fight?] I don't remember.
[Considered a life of crime?] Definitely.

[Considered being a hooker?] Not really

[Been in love?] Yes, but he didn't love me. Tragic tale of woe.

[Made out with JUST a friend?] We were supposed to be just friends, but look what happened.
[Used someone] When ever i try using someone, I end up being the one used.
[Been used?] See above.

[Been cheated on?] He said it was okay for him to see other peopel and that was the agreement but it still hurt b/c I didn't want that to be the agreement.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Accidentally and pursposerfuully too.
[Stolen anything?] No, but I have destroyed personally property.
[Held a gun] A BB Gun nothing dangerous.


CURRENTS

[Current clothing] My wardorobe is despicable so I will go shopping as soon as I get done with this.
[Current mood] I feel like I could cry so I did this survey thing to forget my life.
[Current taste] Dorritos.
[What you currently smell like] Tangerine lotion
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Plenty
[Last person you talked to on the phone] AIDA

[Do drugs] Thank goodness no.

[Believe there is life on other planets?] I guess.
[Remember your first love?] Who wouldn't.
[Still love him/her?]  no. I feel like cussing him out actually.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] In the past yeah. A straight girl hit on me once and that was weird.
[Believe in miracles?] Yep.
[Hate yourself?] no but plenty other things/people
[Have an obsession?] NO, not just one.
[Collect anything?] I almost thought of starting a toe-nail collection.
[Have a best friend?] Sure.

[Like your handwriting?] It could be a lot worse.

[Care about looks] Looks can deceive


Okay and I cut out the last part, b/c it was personal and mushy.

Full Story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050824/ap_on_re_us/freedom_of_rap;_ylt=ApgOG6j7W6bmilqKRyPuj4xH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg-

This is just a sample. BYTHE WAY i have never done a battle rap before. I should.  anyway enough commentary her'es the story:

Judge Overturns Rapper Boy's Expulsion

PITTSBURGH - A judge on Wednesday ordered a school district to readmit a 14-year-old student expelled for writing violent, profane rap lyrics, finding that his songs didn't amount to "true threats" against the school and so were protected by the First Amendment.

The Riverside Beaver County School District kicked out Anthony Latour because officials believed his lyrics constituted threats to shoot up the school and another student.

The American Civil Liberties Union, representing Latour, claimed his songs were "battle rap" — a music genre in which two people try to out-rhyme each other, often using violent putdowns.

I never intended to hit big

I was just a girl, more like a pig

All I tried to do was to give a fig

And I never even hit the trig

I bet if I raised my voice

Given the choice

I'd say things that would offend

But I'd rather bend

My opinions so I don't get knived

I'm just a scared little white rapper without a scary life

I've never seen

Someone killed in front of me

I admit it

I'm igno'ant

I'd fight for world peace

Cross the seven seas

But I know that's a deadly disaster

I'd be subject to laughter

Maybe even an assassin

Maybe he'd even be laughin'

So hard that when he pulled the triggah

he'd miss, but i figure

that if I was making that kind of dough

Knocking people off I'd go

Making sure my emotions

Didn't interrupt my devotion

To my vocation

So I could vacation in Spain, maybe Maine

Maybe if I were caught I'd plead I was insane

Cause the notion of holding back emotions is so foreign

Looking at that stone cold face is borin

But underneath a lion's roarin

So that's why I'm quiet

I don't deny it

That deep down inside there's a message

Can you guess it

But no body will listen

to a scared little white rapper without a scary life

I'd rather bend my opinions so I don't get knived

I don't wanna be somebody's wife

saying "baby you're always right

Thanks for the pizza you brought home tonight"

Scared to say anything from the fright

Safe in my hundred thousand dollar home

With the latest cell phone

Have a car that could feed a nation

Dying of starvation

No I don't wanna be like that

Even if some crackah would call me phat

Heck, I'd rather pick up a bat

And swing at the thugs that are dealing crack

I don't believe in staying "safe"

Locked in your home while the world's enraged

Turn a blind eye when someone gets raped

Trying to save someone but it's too late

What kind of life would you prefer

Getting out there or being obscure

This whole world reeks of manure

Cause practically no one's motives are pure

Too many do what they don't want to do

Being stuck driving trucks and moving vans too

They all want to get up and move

But no one feels like they have a point to prove

So the whole working class will lose

Just because of what they don't do

I sure hope this doesn't happen to you

I don't want it to happen to me

That's why I'm trying to figyah what I want to be

Someday I wanna hit it big

But I'm just a girl, more like a pig

All I want to do is to give a fig

I just hope I don't hit the trig

Now I know I wanna raise my voice

Given the choice

I'd say things that would offend

I don't wanna bend

My opinions so I don't get knived

And be a scared little white rapper without a scary life

I know some of you don't like my regular updates, so I am rapping instead of just telling in a couple sentences what is going on.

It doesn't matter how you introduce me

Nothing you say can induce me

To change my ways

Or change my face

Mommy, cuz of you I changed my name

But it's still me

You're on TV

I'm glad I saw the movie for free

Cause it really sucked it was so bad

I told my Mom too see it and she said she wished she wouldn't have

And I'm seeing Mommy tomorrow night

I was about to die of fright

But it's no big deal how mommy feels

She's just a lady who laughs by squeals

I'll just pretend that I don't care

then she'll be unaware

After all,

I shouldn't fear

Cause I've been her daughter all these years

Has she tried

To see me cry

When I told her how i feel she said "it's a lie"

Now mommy can wonder what's in my head

She'll probably think I wish she was dead

And I'm seeing Mommy tomorrow night

I was about to die of fright

But it's no big deal how mommy feels

She's just trapped in all those reals

With all those seals

Clapping their hands

To her demands

I'm sorry I can't see why they stand

For all that sh**

I was sick of it

Now when I see her I just spit

But tomorrow night

I won't die of fright

When I'm sitting by Momma's side

Wishing I were the chicken on her plate that was fried

But don't worry dad I won't cause a scene

Just because I think my mom is mean

In fact it was I who she should blame

Cuz I don't go by my name

Dad said it shows a lack of respect

That I should cut off my arm or neck

Before I say my mommy's bad

I didn't take his advice but I wish I had

So dad says I won't die of fright

Cuz I'm not seeing Mommy tomorrow night

I'll see aunt Dell and she'll sing a song

And I'll be the only one not singing along

But deep in my heart i loved my mom

Even tho she never let me go to the prom

I might not even see her again

And if so, I wonder when

All I know is I won't see her tomorrow night

All because of our little fight

(Filler-just ignore this part please)
So I'm my mother's daughter
But please tell me who's my father?
I'm kind sad
To learn it's not dad
You Screwed around
With some guy you've found
One that was bound
To break your heart and mine
I didn't know my Mommy was the kind
to keep her daughter blind
Why'd you choose now to open my eyes?
I told you to get lost
At any cost
All you know what to be is a prost-
itute, so astute?
Don't you know
Being a ho
Ain't cute
Why didn't you tell me the truth about my past
That the joy of being Mommy didn't last
You'd get sick of playing house
To your little girl who was quiet as a mouse
Now I won't let my Mommy scream
And wake me form my pleasant dreams
Next time you see me Mommy-ho
You'll wish that it wasn't so
I'll drag your name through the mud
Revealing all your men & studs
You left dad for a pimp
He was strong but you called him a wimp
But you're the one with no soul or guts
I'm ashamed to share your blood
I sure hope that being such a slut
Ain't hereditary or I'd die
Mommy please now say goodbye
Maybe without you I won't cry

I've been on vacation

Visiting plantations

And my consernation

Is conservation

Is overrated

Loo-siana residents hated

To go to the Red Cross shelters

Now there's helter-skelter

cause the Cross is running out of money

Sorry honey

Folks are offering their home

I  know you feel thrown

But let the Red Cross spend the donation where it counts

Instead of spending it on unnecessaries till they run out

Because you don't want to leave what you're use to-

Don't want to relocate to Houston

Dude-you'll have to anyway so why don't you say

You'll move today

So it won't be a waste

He is bald

Did he scald

His head

Or hear someone who said

Bald is beautiful and took them seriously

Moby moves 'round so furiously

Attacking Eminem

And singing With Gwen

When will his career be over please God

Make Moby stop

Electronica

Is almost as bad as harmonicas

RIP Moby you had your run

When you go out in the sun

Don't forget a hat or you'll get burned

Bye bye Moby now it's my turn.

As far as I know, this is still ongoing. (P.S. - My reasons for changing blog names actually didn't make sense, so I am not going to after all!!!)

mathilde:

that means your birthday was 5 days ago!! YAY happy birthday dude.

dudetheregoesmy:

Your late!
mathilde:

well i didn't know it was your birthday because I wasn't blogging. But I am glad you're my friend and that it was your birthday cause you're so rad that i'm glad.

dudetheregoesmy:

That last line rymed,
and your great, almost two times,
better than the people at school,
screw them, you RULE!

We should battle rap.

mathilde:

crap
battle raps
are for losers
who ride scooters
wait i have a scooter
and a high-tech computer
yo, i'm writing you so you will know
that mindsay is the only way to go

dudetheregoesmy:

You dissing on ma beat,
listen to this shit tear up tha street,
im going to knock someone down,
if they try to mess with enver aka the clown,
Im a funny guy and you better hear it,
nobody has ever matched my wit,
and if someone wants to mess with mindsay,
tell me now,
cause i'll eat em up,
Spicy tofu style...

mathilde:

spicy what?!
Yo' that tofu sh**'s for tree huggers
I'd rather hang
With the mug- or the thuggers
The ones who put those rich mamma's boys in their place
And smear the melted carob all over their face
And the incense only stinks up all the fresh air
I'll light that candle and stick it in those yoga freak's hair
Watch it burn, watch it sizzle
Watch those girls squirm a little
Tofu and goat cheese is for wimps
Not for pimps!

dudetheregoesmy:

I cant reply cause im going to work,
Ill tell you and the jerk,
to back off while im gone,
cause the way you rap can be considered wrong.

mathilde:

no it's so right
you just fight
cause you're delighted
in spite of
the fact you can't relax
when the facts
say I'm the biggest rapper of 'em all
bigger than biggie
bigger than tupac
Bigger than Diddy walking down the hall

Well I have news for you, this man is no good
He didn’t keep the promises he said he would
Now you’re willing to give up your whole life for this fluke
And you’ll move halfway round the country for this son of a gun too
At least you’re not pregnant at least you still have hope yet
I hate to say this, but you’re beyond hope I bet

Cause every time he even leaves for a business trip
You say "oh babe I miss you,” but you just miss the sex bit
Yeah you’re over-obsessed with intimacy
That you can’t see all the other pieces of the puzzle missing
He’s so fat and his teeth are falling out
He drinks so much beer and he has holes in his couch
He loves his dogs more than his bitch
And he won’t propose so you two can get hitched

But you’re still clinging on as if for dear life
Saying oh baby honey when will I be your wife?
I hope the answer’s never, even if that’s what you deserve
For not realizing life isn’t based on some curve
Just because he didn’t hit or rape or hurt you
That doesn’t mean this bastard ape will come through

No, I can’t believe you let yourself fall in this trap
Again and again, yeah you’re off the map
You think there’s no getting back, but there’s still hope for you yet
I hate to say this, but you’re beyond hope I bet
Cause you’re hugging him tight oh no you won’t let go
He won’t commit, but yet you say you’re his ho

I guess you can’t see what a blind fool you are
You think he’s your cure, your savior, your lucky star
But his love will bind you in chains in a prison
You’re just one of many unsuspecting women
I’d try to warn you but I’m already late
You think he’s your true love, but he’s your ill-fate

Yeah it's so sad I had to go
Because you pulled out from below
I wrote you letters, emails too
But I never heard back from you
You said "you're dead to me"
Those lies you fed to me
I knew you were thinking about me all the time
My pretty hair, my senseless rhymes
You said the things you said to me
Only to get into bed with me
But darling I only kissed you on the cheek
Cause I knew the kinds of things you seek
You brought me to a dance floor and said "dance"
Thanks for the chance but I don't know how to dance
You said "you better dance real fast"
Otherwise you'll never last

In La la land
You can't get out
Even if you scream and shout
There're no guards, there's no walls
You can jump and skip and fall
But you're stuck in la la land
I should know, I'm its biggest fan
I'm in this place all day and night
You can see in my face the scale of fright
I'm terrified, it's off the map
I thought I was free but it was just a trap
La la land more like a jail
It's like a foot, and I'm like a snail
Don't crunch me and let the slime ooze out
La la land, I'm finished now
Please let me be, let me go back
I got my stuff together, i'm already packed

But no I'm stuck in la la land
in quicksand
you won't lend a hand
I know that you won't stand
Because I ran
From you to lala land
Yes I'm stuck in la la land
In Quicksand
Without my band
Oh please lend me a hand
I can't stand this LA LA LAND!

Pink is the color of the sweater i'm wearing

Blue is the color of the sky i'm staring

Green is the color of the rolling meadow

Gray is the color of the dingy ghetto

Purple is the color of my brand new pants

White and black are the colors of our hands

Red is the color of my tongue

Gold is the color of the sun

I don't know what color are my lungs

Please check out the myspace page too!

Here's a short little rap for my fans

Who have plans

For the weekend

I'm speaking

To those

Stuck at home all alone

Who are unknown

To the world

But have talent like the girls

Who wrote To Kill a Mockingbird & A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

I wish I knew what exactly was cookin'

Up in your head

But instead

i'm going to chill

thinking about rapping and castles and what you will

The best thing about living

Is giving

advice

Like what I think of your sacrifice

I think it's cool that you're doing what you're doing

Trying to save the world from ruin

Me? I'm scared of the bird flu

It'll kill people like viruses do

I guess I'll cancel my plane trip to Indonesia

Aw just kidding I don't mean to tease ya

I wasn't headed up that way

But if I was i'd cancel my plans anyway

Clap

For my rap

You can be astute and cute

But God came to save the prostitute

You can be a middle-class mom

And do nothing wrong

And always make a timely dinner

But God came to save the hopeless sinner

You're the one to always give hugs

But God liberates those hooked on drugs

Unless your life is full of sin, You're not sick, so why be healed

Jesus stopped the pharisses from turning their wheels

That's right, we're all like filthy rags

If you go to church & call people fags

It seems like you need healing too

You're telling others what God will do

He'll do that to you by the time he's through

He'll be dealing with your friends and neighbors too

Yeah, God reached out to all those gimps

And made wimps strong, and changed those pimps

We're all lost on a big long road

One of these days we have to be shown

Just where to go

God holds out his loving hands

But they find it hard to understand

Saying "I don't believe in a higher plan

How could He be both God and man"

Why shove grace

Back in his face

Turn him down in such great haste

Jesus, I'm so broken down

Won't you come and save this clown

Will you merry me?

So I can sing merrily?

I'm down like a clown that wants to drown

Like a prisoner chained, tied up or bound

Will you query me?

That happens so rare-ly

Most just ignore me as I pass

Thinking life goes by too fast

  I wish I could ignore your face

  Make it go away with my hands or mace

  Take a pencil and have it erased

  It's like we're all running a losing race

I want to win so I can brag

But the weights on my feet are such a drag

I wish I could throw them off

But I'm stuck and so they scoff

They scoff at my clothes and say "you wear those?"

They scoff at my arms and legs and toes

They ridicule me if i'm smart

or if I can't seem to find my start

I'm stuck in the theater watching a film

Stuck with a doctor prescribing me pills

"Get me out!" I want to say

But that would mean I have to be brave

Instead I run at a slow pace

Trapped in life's hectic craze

"Don't make me say how I feel

I'll break down it's such a big deal"

But maybe the truth will set me free

And then I'll be on TV

It will be like a dream

Till everyone says I have a scheme

What am i trying to sell to them

What about me is such a gem?

Then next thing I'll be tossed to the dogs

and everyone will write me up in their blogs

saying "Matty let us down at court

She was guilty but she walked out the door"

so some assassin will get me in the back of the head

Sorry folks, Mathilde's dead

Remember the time I rhymed with Ralph Fiennnes?

We were there at the premiere with Amanda Bynes

And Hillary was there beating up Lindsay Lohan

Speilburg was talking about Sundance & Cannes

Juliette Binoche was scared of Papa Roach

Julia Roberts wore a big-ol' brooch

Julia Stiles tripped on her heels

And was eyeing jealousy at Jessica Biel

Tom Cruise was there with a pregnant Katie Holmes

Has beens were there like P. J. Soles

Peter Jackson was there with Naomi Watts

Promoting King Kong, her dress was covered in dots

Chloe Sevigny was there in something black and low cut

J.Lo's dress accentuated her butt

Paris Hilton wasn't there, because she has no talent

But Will Ferrell was there with his friend Jimmy Fallon

And I forgot to mention that guy Richard Gere

I guess that wraps up the crazy premiere

by Mathilde

I'm the rapper who never made it

The playah that never played it

I'm the writer who was never published

The lover who never lovedya

The saint they condemned to die

The boy that always cried

I'm the doctor who mis-prescribed

The fast talker who was a mime

I'm the Sunday Christian

The nun without a mission

I'm the dancer who can't move

The guard who got lost at the Louvre

I'm the garbageman

Who doesn't empty his own trash cans

I met with opposition

Now I'm in a strange position

I wish they'd listen

Before dissing my name, my game, my aim

But I'm a pitcher who can't throw

I'm as happy as they go

I'm a chess player without a queen

I'm a scenester without a scene

I write a song without a hook

A Chef that just can't cook

Don't get me wrong

I just don't belong

Maybe it was fate, this plate

Was served and I deserve it

I'm the rapper from out of space

the rapper who's out of place

i'd spit in your face

but it'd mess up my pace

And you race to trace my call

But I'm calling from nowhere at all

Yeah I'm communicating with my mind to yours

So open up all the doors

Yeah, open up all the gates

Take off all your license plates

If this was a free country

There'd be free money

There'd be bunnies running in the street

No one would get beat

But instead we have cops to enforce

To endorse big government

And we're imprisoned because of it

I have to pay taxes I have to stop at the light

I have to consider what's wrong and what's right

I have to look outside at all the bright lights

Luring the people to partake in the night

It makes the commies look like they're santa clauses

Compared to my angry, mean, incompetent bosses

who blame me if there's any losses

and if we're in the black they take the credit back

so read joseph stalin before you come callin

and real karl marx so you won't be in the dark

and maybe we can come to some conclusion

so we won't be polluting

our future generation with greedy ideals

with the hot ipods and cars you almost have to steal

just to deal

with the day to day stuff

so much is underrated in america like love

and is it just the bottom line

where to sign

the daily grind?

How in the freaking hell am I s'posed to unwind?

Yo I'm just kidding about that commie SH**

but this capitalist nonsense i'm sick of it!

Why can't our politicians fight for our rights?

Instead of hooking up with hookers in the dead of night?

Why do they think they can be tough on crime?

But they can shove a dime in a cup for the blind?

And the CEOs and CFOs, don't even get me started

You bet their mansions on the ocean are 24-hour guarded

Because they're afraid of all those they've done harm

They think of the laid off workers when they set their alarm

Saying "Those thugs will go to jail but what good is it if I'm dead"

They could change the world, but they fill their pockets instead

They step over the ones they've caused to bled

They stare at the millions of homeless unfed

Saying "get them off the streets", and "I won't pay for their meds"

Their 3.1 million $ houses could feed a nation

dying of starvation

But there's no contemplation

They just take their vacations

To Egypt or Spain

And they complain

About things you and I would love to have

Like Room service or Roman baths

Enough of this ranting, i know you know

That's why when you walk out the do'

You're going to give your change to your hungry

Even though you don't have money

You're going to smile

Even though you've been through hell for awhile

You're going to feed the sick and visit the prison

You're going to be nice to mom even tho she is trippin'

It's the least you can do but at least you can do it

And it was something you should have done and you knew it

It easier to look - the other way

That's why they say I'm the rapper from out of space

They spit on my face and say I'm way off base

But I'll disappear without a trace

Cause I'm the rapper from out of space

So I met the guy I was talking about a few weeks ago, right?

I meet him and he invites me back to his church, so I go back the next week and it was really weird, because I felt shy around him.So we live in the same town.And today marked like the second week I didn't go to church with him.

So he has a moped. And I'm driving my car and I see a red moped, but i didn't remember him having a RED moped.and he was in the far right lane. Well, anyway, he SAW me and I saw it was him and he moved immediately into the left lane like he thought I was following him or some paranoid thing. I thought he might email me back to church or call me but no I haven't heard from him. I really like the church and haven't been going to church regularly so I thought it might be good to go to this church. But if he's acting weird like this, I'm not sure I want to go back. But I don't want to have to find another church. It's just so difficult. Why can't life be easy? And why couldn't he have called me back? He was all about hugs and stuff. but yeah i acted shy so now he is acting like he doesn't care back.

I didn't mean to reject him. And I sure hope I don't have another encounter today like the one we had today on the street. But it's bound to happen, because we live in the same town. EVEN THOUGH he lives on the other side, but then I live by the church. so maybe that's what he was doing there today. although it was 2 or 3 hours after church let out so i don't know what he was doing, still there. hmm, i wonder what excuse i can come up with.

By Mathilde

Do i have to drink to open up?
can't i just be myself like that's enough
or does society
require me
to be essentially
A brainless, heinous gangster
Rewarding violence & pranksters
Even though it's not any joke anymore
When little girls dress as whores
When intelligent people are bores
People are grinding on dance floors
And the kind of people ignored
Are those that can save us
The same ones berated
So they live in houses that are gated
But how can you blame them

Yeah I have to drink to open up
Cause everybody harping on me is too much
And if I trip
People flip
Say get a grip
Like they won't help out a sister in need
Too consumed with their greed
The doctors make us wait
Fast food servers spit on our plate
Philosophers say it's our fate
Races consumed with hate
& I get fired for being late
So now I'm unemployed
And overjoyed
Cause I'm like Helen of Troy
I like to annoy
Those in charge, those who barge
And I say "have it your way
But you'll have to pay
When I get brave
And crave disorder"
When I cross the border
and you wonder where I've gone...

You'll find a scared girl who drove her car
To a Tijuana bar
Cause I have to drink to open up
I say fill up the cup
They check my ID and say let's start a tab
I say"no just a dab"
They say "but I wanna grab
All your money, honey, do you believe in the Easter Bunny"
And I start talking about santa claus
And that scene in Jaws
And people laugh and I feel great
I forget about not having a date
At any rate
I don't have to go home till late
Cause now that I don't have a job I can't pay my bills
So I get my thrills
In another ways
Life is a maze
How'd I become an alcoholic
By others' expectations or whatever you call it
I'd like to be a painter but I paint like Jackson Pollack
I'd like to be an actor but I'm no Eli Wallach

So I drink to open up
Hoping something will turn up
I say I'd like coffee & a croissante
But I'd have to be a debutante To get anywhere
And everyone knows what they do
Who they have to suck up to
No thanks I'll be a poet on the street
Or a rapper with a beat
A musician with a sheet
As long as I have my feet
I'll dance
As long as I have courage, I'll take a chance
Yo, I had a blast
Why do I gotta drink
I gotta think
I gotta tell my shrink
She ain't the missing link
That my life stinks
But I don't have to drink in excess
Hoping someone else will clean up the mess
So some guy'll undress me
And no Father will bless me

But still I drink to open up
Fill up the cup!

by me

posted on dudetheregoesmy originially

by yours truly, Mathilde

Happy Halloween

How you been?

So should I dress up big & mean

Paint my face green?

Say I'm a fiend

And I'm gonna get you

"And your little dog too!"

If you dare come in my lair

I will scare

You, make your hair

Stand straight up

This ain't made up

I may not be a wicked witch

But I'm a rhyming bitch

Which doesn't flinch

Yo, it's a cinch

When those trick-or-treaters

Heck, I greet 'em

Then I eat 'em

Or I beat 'em

But I don't cheat 'em

No, I give 'em all my candy yo

I'm broke!

Ain't no hoax

Those ghosts

Those goblins are real

They'll make a meal

Out of some unnassuming, looming kid who's mooning a store keeper

Whoops, it's my beeper

A Halloween mishap and I'm at the E.R.

Driving fast in my car

Cause some kid went too far

And ate some dried ice

Yo, almost took his damn life!

So don't knock on my door

Cause i'm at the store

Looking at comic book gore

Or maybe you hear me roar

Cause I'm wearing a lion mask

Or I'll buy a fake casket

And jump out

And shout

And scare those kids on my block

Who I like to mock

Cause they dress like Spock or a doc and something's wrong with that yo!

(I need to write a song like Monster Mash BTW!!)

In other news, I miss  micahjade 

I have news for you, if I could choose you, I'd lose you
On second thought I would use you
So you'd remember me, tenderly
The one that got away forever-ly
I just have to pretend you're me
Watching cars get hit across the street
Thanking the heavens it's not me

But it's me and I'm not fine

While you laugh cuz you hit a diamond mine

And you know I'm just tryin'

Not to loose my cool in front of you

Even though you'll do what you will do

Even though none of what you say is true

Even though somehow you're bound to loose

Making moves which I could not choose

Wrecking my life which just proves

You're just a bird of the coup that flew

Some day it'll come back to haunt you

You don't demand what you can't understand
You don't like minorities, you say "go back to your land
I don't care if you're from China or Pakistan"
You don't like dealing with America's poor
You'd rather they starve, so you slam your door
You don't know what their purpose is for
You buy your name brand and expensive meals
You buy Armani on sale and you call it a deal
You don't want to know how the homeless feel
If for some reason a bad stroke of luck
Came to harm you, you wouldn't be F***ed
You wouldn't consider living in a truck
Because you have family all over the place
And they'd put you up any day
Your Mama would be glad to have you stay
But the people who were wronged by the Hurricane
You don't even care how their lives have changed
You don't want it to affect you in any way
You don't go into town after it hits dark
You watch which side of the street you're parked
You buy a dog to scare strangers by its bark
I wish I could give all my money to the poor
so they wouldn't have nothing any more
They could afford to go to the store
It's not right that people rob
And it's not right that you won't give 'em a job
Because you ridicule 'they're dressed like slobs'
they should be glad that they're not snobs
Who turn their nose at eating corn on the cob
Dressed so avant garde they're ugly fobs
But as it i s this society
Is built on fear and impropriety
Nobody bothers looking at me
Unless they think they saw me on TV
When will this injustice end
Living in a world where you just pretend
Books are banned, pregnancies unplanned
Robbers canned, no one lends a hand
People judge what they can't understand

by Mathilde

He said something poetic

But I don't get it

I don't see

Why I can't be me

Why he always said I must be crazy

I'm just dazy

Planning our wedding

But I'm forgetting

That he told me he don't wanna see me again

That we were just friends

But now he wants it all to end

Cause he is spent

And he meant us to have fun

But I've become

Hopeless as a nun

I wanted some promise of his love

I guess that's the way girls like me are

I think just because he took me to a bar

And said "hey girl jump in my car"

That it meant he had a heart

No he just wanted me for kicks

He didn't lie but he still had tricks

Guess he couldn't deal with a loving girl

I would have made him my world

I knew he was bad

That it couldn't last

But I felt

Like my heart would melt

He said maybe one day but not now

And I'm all let down

Cause it's over for sure

I said we "are" now I say we "were"

he told me he don't wanna see me again

That we were just friends

But now he wants it all to end

Cause he is spent

And he meant us to have fun

But I've become

Hopeless as a nun

I wanted some promise of his love

I guess that's the way girls like me are

I think just because he took me to a bar

And said "hey girl jump in my car"

That it meant he had a heart

No he just wanted me for kicks f

He didn't lie but he still had tricks

Guess he couldn't deal with a loving girl

I would have made him my world

Now I know the truth, in fact I always did

But when he broke us up I had a fit

And he said, "I'm sick of this"

I said "I wish you didn't exist"

He said "it always turns out like this

This isn't as fun as it was at first

Now you're wanting me to buy you gifts

Let's call it even and I'll give you a lift

I never want to see you again

Even though I said we'd be friends

You'll be wondering if I have a girl

Who's sending me halfway across the world"

He put his foot down and sent me out the door

He tried to do this many times before

But this time he sticking to his game

That's why it's driving me so insane

I guess that's the way girls like me are

I think just because he took me to a bar

And said "hey girl jump in my car"

That it meant he had a heart

No he just wanted me for kicks

He didn't lie but he still had tricks

Guess he couldn't deal with a loving girl

I would have made him my world

http://myspace.com/mathildetherapper

by Mathilde

You know I’ve tried to lie but I

Would rather try than die or hide

I have a big heart and I have a big story

All these superficial snobs and wannabes all bore me

They’re obsessed with fame

Stuck in their game

Relyin’ on their name

Well, all I got’s my cane

To keep me from fallin' in the lane

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            I want more mothers to love their kids

            And loving the husbands they want to be rid of

The time is now to show me how to take a bow

Everyone is wowed when a gangster shoots, bams or pows

Where is the love we want to make known

Why do we embrace truths as our own

Then cast out the prophets

The ones who really got it

The people curse the saints

And ask why all the hate?

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            The politician being honest/

Keep every single promise

I want to stand / up for the truth

            Pass it on to the youth

            Yeah I say I have a mission

            But what do I envision

I have a bunch of rhymes at first it was to pass some time

Now I see crime and grime people in their prime, all of these jokers wastin’ their lives

Oh to live for what is real

Sing a song that one can feel

I look around and I see the wrong

It’s been this way for so long

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            I want more mothers to love their kids

            And loving the husbands they want to be rid of

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            The politician being honest/

Keep every single promise

I want to stand / up for the truth

            Pass it on to the youth

Yeah I say I have a mission

            But what do I envision

            And I want someone to lead

            So someday soon we will be freed

            It’s a long shot some may say

            But my hope won’t fade

            And long as dreams are being made

            Let’s put the doubters to shame

            Who say “yo you’re so lame”

            Just love a little back

And Give what you don’t have

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            So someday we may see

            Less people dying on TV

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            Children who aren’t hungry

            And CEOs sharing money

            I want to stand / up not for me

            But for the world I hope it to be

            Yo, people sharing from their heart

            Instead of driving us apart

I wrote a new rap a couple days ago. Don't forget to check your inbox late tonight. I will post it for ma peeps!