suggested by laine 

first lucas lost best picture to annie hall

in '77 he took his first fall

and then in the phantom menace with jarjar binks

we all knew lucas needed to work out the kinks

in empire strikes back leia kisses luke

who turns out to be her brother, yo we thought it was a fluke

and some people loved the ewoks, but a lot did not

luke didn't get the girl that hans solo got

you think they would've beat ea. other up or fought

that's a star wars deleted scene i would have liked a lot

mark hamill's career DIED

harrison ford's THRIVED

now some people don't know if mark hamill's ALIVE!!!! (muahahahaa!!)

the darth vader music kinda gets old

and in revenge of the sith the story's already been told

we know what will happen and we know it well

vader repents last minute and escapes his hell

yo with all the dough that lucas got

a film it is, a masterpiece it's not

just wait till they make films 7 thru 9

they'll draw crowds and there will be big lines

but will the movie be good or will the movies suck?

will you say "I just wasted 11 bucks?"

and that my friends is my anti star wars rap

i hope you like it better than my pro- star wars crap